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The Dancer

by COCAINE PISS

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1.
Ugly Face On 01:33
I don’t feel like smiling today Ugly face on Just to keep you entertained Ugly face on I am burning inside But my face is cold And pale and sick Containing the tantrum I’m about to throw Ugly face on I don’t feel like smiling today Just to keep you entertained I don’t feel like smiling today Ugly face on
2.
Sex Weirdos 00:57
We are all sex weirdos
3.
Cosmic bullshit I want to believe I want a cure I want to be Human and pure I want to fly I want it easy I want beauty I want a spaceship
4.
The Dancer 01:21
Candy Lover Daddy fucker Trouble maker Happy loser She might dance near you Narrow minded Just a half brain Hands are crawling Now she’s running She won’t fuck with you Why don’t you stay away? Dance away from assholes Fuck off you fuck
5.
Plastic plants are alright And they will never die They don’t attract butterflies I don’t need them for oxygen I enjoy their pretty leaves I don’t need them for oxygen I just don’t need them Plastic plants are alright I don’t need them for oxygen I don’t care if you’re a bit fake you’re the world to me
6.
At first sight I thought you were dead There’s no monster inside your head I see water flooding in there You found a boring partner You got married sent résumés swallowed some pills still no fun You got worried got a headache swallowed some pills still no fun You got wasted about your age swallowed some pills still no fun Swallowed some pills still not fun swallowed some pills You don’t live at all
7.
Shiny Pants 01:48
I put glitter in my shower and it starts to burn The thing is when you get older, you’re supposed to learn I don’t mind being all messy, that leads to no shame When my skin is getting itchy, I will take the blame Hang on shiny pants
8.
Elegance 01:22
Now you look like a robot Hide your feelings and be polite Watch me crying and don’t feel bad Don’t show your boobs, keep them inside This turtleneck your mommy bought But now you look like a robot Elegance is overrated You feel really sad Your life is now empty You cry in your brand new car And never felt so lonely
9.
Sport Things 01:36
Covered in mud, covered in blood, I shouldn’t have go for a jog Covered in shame, I’ve hit the floor, I shouldn’t have go for a jog I hate sport bras I hate you I hate these shoes Into the woods I hate to run I hate you I hate sweating Into the woods I hate sport things
10.
This is no fashion show You’re going to be late Looks like you just woke up The whole family waits But I don’t know what to do with my hair And my acne went from bad to severe This is no fashion show You’re going to be late Take that brush in the car And put on a jacket But I don’t know what to do with my hair And my acne went from bad to severe But I don’t know what to do with my hair And my acne went from bad to severe
11.
I don’t want any belonging To a brand or be in a team I don’t fit in tiny boxes The ones you build when you’re talking I won’t proudly wear your colours Give you the role of my mentor You won’t tell me what a girl is Or that I should be more classy I don’t belong to a gender And I don’t see why I’d bother Let me be a little wanker full of crap and a silly dancer
12.
Black Speedo 01:43
When I wear a black speedo I feel full of pride Always ends up too tight for me and full of mice Hanging around on crowded beaches, I feel so alive Just wondering why all the kids are calling me dad Who wants to wear a black speedo? She wants to wear a black speedo
13.
Happiness 01:59
Making love to you is a lot of work I’m lazy to do I’ll make my own joy This song makes me wanna touch myself I see pink jizz coming from my chest Masturbation is the best I just cannot take a rest I cannot contain myself I’m full of happiness
14.
Nostalgia 02:22
When I was a kid, nobody was dying

about

Just like this debut album, we’re going to hit the ground running. Here are the facts - they’re called Cocaine Piss, they recorded this slab here with Steve Albini, and then he mixed it too, so he didn’t completely hate it, and... he’s Steve Albini. Besides, they’re from Liège, where the crust punk lineage is strong ever since Hiatus messed things up.

If none of that works to excite you, check your pulse, and then just press play. You’ll be carried away on a yellow stream of pissed off, high energy punk, short blast after short blast of devastating, messy riot grrrl savagery gone very wrong, or very right, or both at the same time. If a noise rock band had been on Amphetamine Reptile in the 90s and fed a constant stream of spiked energy drinks – with the occasional sugar crash, like those maniacs in slow-motion that are the title track or Average Romance, they might have sounded something like this. Apart from the lyrics, of course. Those are very much 2016, strong statements about gender equality often hidden beneath a superficially silly and funny appearance. Yes, there are songs here called Cosmic Bullshit, Shiny Pants or Black Speedo, but just like all the best things in life, there’s much more underneath the crust (pun intended!) of Cocaine Piss than meets the eye.

Like a puddle of shiny vomit or a suspicious stain on the wall shaped like some religious figure, Cocaine Piss are as nasty as they are fascinating. The more you want to look away, the more you’re forced to keep staring, the more your brain says shutdown, the more your body throws awkward dance moves, fully entering the glittershitstorm, still the band’s favourite word and still the best way to describe them in less than a second - José Carlos Santos.

[VIDEOCLIP]
The Dancer - youtu.be/QSguzDsbnCE
Happiness - youtu.be/mYMMk9fglEs

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released September 30, 2016

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